Host Derek Coward returns to finish the discussion he started on the last episode. If you skipped that one, feel free to skip this one as well. Feelings won’t get hurt. If you are a new listener, you may want to skip these two episodes and start with the next one. Hopefully it will be more in line with how the show really is.
Host Derek Coward takes a look at A+X 3 and 4, name checks Collected Comics Library, tells what book he wishes Marvel would print, and explains (again) why he dislikes the comic book version of Captain America.
Host Derek Coward talks about AvX: Consequences at length, and mentions a few Marvel Now! titles.
Host Derek Coward talks about Avengers vs X-Men #12 and why it reignited his dislike for the comic book version of Captain America. This episode contains a lot more potentially offensive language than usual, so please take that into consideration before listening to it.
Host Derek Coward talks about his exit strategy for not reading comic books anymore, mentions packaging for comic books received in the mail, and briefly talks about Shaman Warrior and Wolverine Enemy of The State.
Host Derek Coward talks about the history of some of the Comic Book Noise family shows, then goes over his top five favorite X-Men villains.
NOTE: You should have the issue in front of you or you should have already have read it. There will be some spoilers, but not a lot of detail about the story or the artwork. This post is a collection of my thoughts as I read the issue for the first time. There may be some tangents, but if you are a listener of the Comic Book Noise podcast, then you already know what to expect.
Cover: I had to get the only copy they had, which was the blank variant cover. I have always thought these things were a scam of some sort, but if I ever go to a convention (or hang around someone like Ryan Stegman, who is from this area) then I might get a sketch. Might.
Page One: I usually don’t like pages that don’t move the story along in some way and this isn’t an exception. I get that they want to establish that the story takes place in New York City, but this is Marvel, 99% of their stories take place in New York City. I was a bit surprised to see Matt Fraction writing this. I haven’t been following a lot of Marvel’s behind the scenes stuff, but this is the first major event that didn’t involve Bendis, Millar, Romita Jr, or Yu in quite a while. However, Laura Martin and Chris Eliopoulos are involved and one or the other always seems to be in the credits of the major events.
Pages Two and Three: Already with the double page spreads? This is a trend from the 00s that I wish both major companies would get away from. Yeah it looks nice, but they also make the reading experience a little shorter. That said, the art team establishes from the beginning that they all brought their A+ game.
I’m not sure what’s going on in the story yet, but it looks like the “WTC Mosque” protests. However, since this is the Marvel U, it could have something to do with a bunch of other things. My first thought was it was where World War Hulk started, but then I remember that WWH started in that intersection with all the billboards (Times Square?) and ads for the US Army.
One thing’s for certain, Steve Rogers starts out like an insufferable prick already.
Page Four: Pay close attention to the coloring on this page. There’s a reason why Laura Martin usually gets called for the big events and this is a good example why.
Page Five: OK, let me gets this straight. Sharon (I’m assuming this is Sharon Carter) says the whole situation feels like a riot. Rogers says “No”, then waits until a riot starts before he says “There’s your riot.” Like he was right all along. Damn, he still bugs me after all these years.
I also want to point out how good the horse images look on these two pages.
Page Six: Probably my favorite page of a Marvel book since early 2006. Rogers is being an asshole, as usual, and ends up getting clocked with a brick. I laughed out loud. And his line about being “Anti-Riot” is a bit hypocritical when you actually pay attention to what happened. A dude threw a water bottle, which missed a mounted policeman, and the police responded by firing tear gas into the crowd. The officer barely missed a guy. So what does Rogers do? He starts grabbing civilians by the collar and hoisting them into the air. IF he was truly Anti-Riot, wouldn’t he have done something besides make the matter worse?
Page Seven: How does the leader of all the super-heroes respond to getting hit in the head with a brick during a riot in of the largest cities in the world? He stands there, saying nothing. Nice leadership, jackass. He is standing right near an unarmed woman who is punching a police officer who is helmeted and in riot gear. She knocks the police officer backwards with one punch. Why the hell isn’t he trying to put her in tights and signing her up to Avengers Academy? Nice talent evaluation, jackass.
Page Eight: I don’t know how the bad guys of the Marvel Universe ever lose. They always seem to be able to do things like build large secret fortresses in places like Antarctica or the Amazon Rainforest. I mean, wouldn’t somebody have been able to figure out that the Nazis (in this case) were moving a lot of materials and personnel to the middle of nowhere? I understand why comic book writers do stuff like this, because large secret fortresses in the middle of nowhere are actually pretty cool, but c’mon…
Page Nine: Really cool invasion page. Funny line about librarians. Made even funnier by the fact that I originally read it as libertarians.
Page Ten: Oh damn, all this time I thought that was the Son of The Red Skull, but it was actually his daughter. I’m beginning to think they should have used caption boxes to tell us who the important characters are in this story.
Page Eleven: Another magic hammer? Like Thor’s and Beta Ray Bill’s? Since no one could lift it, did they build the fortress around the hammer? If so, how did they put the floor down?
Page Twelve: Skadi? Is this a new character or is this someone who has been connected to Thor in the past? Also, I like the vanishing dialog.
Page Thirteen: Cool image, but the way she’s holding the hammer looks a little awkward. Maybe it’s because she’s left handed.
Page Fourteen and Fifteen: Another double page spread. More douchebaggery from Rogers, who just wants to punch something. When it turns out that people are mad, he’s disappointed that they were taken over by some external force. At least Tony Stark comes up with a plan. Although I have to wonder how building a new Asgardian city is going to help the economy. Construction jobs in the Marvel Universe should be pretty stable.
Superhero civil wars, alien invasions and regular old superhero/supervillain battles should keep the construction industry pretty flush. Lots of collateral damage to cars should keep the auto repair business going. A lot of people would rather have new cars when their old ones get trashed, so the auto industry would be good. The only ones who MIGHT have a problem would be the insurance industry, but I wouldn’t worry about them, it has been my experience that insurance companies always make their money.
By the way, who is the dude in the black and white original Captain Mar-Vell looking suit? And why is The Hulk hanging out with Wolverine? Don’t they hate each other?
Page Sixteen: Hey, does that dude have a THOOM hat? I want one.
Page Seventeen: OK I see how being a part of the Marvel Universe hasn’t worked out for this one dude, but are we supposed to believe that the events of Siege have affected the entire nation? Also, for an issue with a riot, an invasion and the introduction of a new villain, there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot of action in it. Maybe that’s what I get for stopping at the end of each page to type out my thoughts.
Page Eighteen and Nineteen: Another double page spread. Look, they either need to give Jessica Jones a recognizable costume or have her wear a nametag, it makes no sense for her to ALWAYS be dragging her baby with her everywhere she goes. And why is J Jonah Jameson on the stage with the superheroes?
Page Twenty: Just great, The Watcher has shown up. That either means there will be a cosmos shattering event that will shake the very foundations of reality. OR, Uatu has nothing better to do than hang out on Earth. He showed up during Civil War and that wasn’t really a major event-universe wise. Sure it was major in the Marvel line up comic books, but inside of the Marvel Universe itself, there have been bigger cosmic events and Uatu wasn’t around.
Page Twenty One: If Odin really wanted to get a rise out of Uatu, he shouldn’t have called him a coward, he should have asked how his jaw felt after Red Hulk made him his bitch. That’s what I would have done.
Page Twenty Two: I love how Odin has called The Avengers ‘The Dead’ (I am assuming due to their short life span) and ‘ridiculously attired apes’. Odin has died more times than all of the Avengers combined. Hell, I’m actually surprised he isn’t dead now. AND he should look in the mirror some times, he’s wearing shiny pants, a torn loincloth., a huge belt buckle with his initial on it, and a fur collared cape that drags on the ground. Thor was right to call him a jealous hater.
Page Twenty Three: As ridiculous as he dresses, Odin is still pretty bad ass. He broke Thor’s grip on his wrist and gave him a one handed choke slam, in one fluid motion. However when he walked away, Odin should have called Thor a little bitch.
Page Twenty Four and Twenty Five: Another double page spread. I read this sequence twice before it occurred to me that Skadi looks like a female Monitor (from DC). Pretty cool dragons in the last panel. I assume that Immonen made this a double pager so that he could draw the dragons as this huge deal. I’m no artist, but I think it would have worked better if the the approach to the area was one regular page and the dragons were on a full page panel. I couldn’t do anything close to what he did, but I think the full page panel would have given the dragons a much more majestic feel.
Page Twenty Five: Cool sequence. It gives a sense of how powerful Skadi is. This is a lot more effective than her saying how powerful she is, or showing how scared of her Odin seems to be. Even without knowing how tough the dragons really are, you know she has to be powerful because they are dragons and dragons are very infrequently shown to be pushovers.
Page Twenty Six: The thing with the hammer is bugging me. She’s left handed, but she keeps wielding it like a righty. I find it hard to believe that Immonen didn’t catch that, but then again he keeps doing this weird thing with Iron Man’s faceplate.
Page Twenty Seven: I don’t really have any comments about this page. I feel bad about that. I’m sure it took the art team a while to do and I just look over it in a matter of seconds and don’t say anything about it.
Page Twenty Eight: Which All-Father is this? He dresses like Taskmaster without the mask. Is this the real Odin?
Page Twenty Nine: This page has a lot less going on than Page 27, but for some reason I like it a little better. The ruins of Asgard look pretty cool and that green thing doesn’t look like billows of smoke, like it did earlier in the book. So Taskmaster All-Father is The Serpent?
Page Thirty and Thirty One: Another double page spread. The rest of the Asgardian characters we know and love make cameos, with the exception of Volstagg and Heimdall, who get speaking roles. And I don’t think that was JJJ I had seen earlier, I’m pretty sure it was Doctor Strange, former (?) Sorcerer Supreme.
Page Thirty Two: Now THAT’S how you pimp smack an Asgardian.
Page Thirty Three: Two page spread. Again. Loved how Odin handled his son. However, when they had their run-in earlier, I got a Cosby Show vibe: I brought you into this world, and I’ll take you out. However, I’m not really surprised at this development, because if you think back to why Thor was on Earth in the first place, it was because he kept butting heads with the old man. I get the feeling that Matt Fraction’s son might be getting to the age where he isn’t listening as much as he used to. Been there.
Page Thirty Four and Thirty Five: Yet another two page spread. Have you ever been to another family’s place for a gathering and a bunch of family shit pops up, making everybody who doesn’t live there feel awkward? That’s what this was like. I have a question though: What the hell did Rogers think he was going to do, besides sit his ass back down and have a tall glass of Shut Up Juice?
Page Thirty Six: I like the way Fandral summed it all up for Rogers. And I thought it was appropriate that Volstagg and Hogun were the ones to drag Thor off.
Page Thirty Seven: Why did it take Odin so long to fix Asgard? Appreciation for the hospitality for Earth who took them in is one thing, but he didn’t want to be there and obviously didn’t have to be there. So why did he hang out until the Serpent All-Father showed up? It actually makes him look like a little bitch for running away when he did. But, beautiful page.
Page Thirty Eight: This page is really understated and subtle. You get the walking on water images, but in addition to that, you get a father and daughter (and dragon) taking a leisurely walk. I can’t really explain it, but what the art team did here is really cool.
Page Thirty Nine: This is one of those pages that I read and think “Things are about to pick up.”
Page Forty: I was pretty happy when I saw that Fraction was going to use locations outside of the US, but I have to admit I was a bit disappointed when I saw that one of the bogeys was headed towards Manhattan.
Page Forty One: A much different father-son scene. I was a bit surprised to see that out of the two seemingly throwaway characters from earlier, they chose to bring back the fat guy. That’s almost a refreshing change of pace. There was a line back on page 18 about making sure doors were locked that seemed a bit tacked on, but there is a callback to it on this page.
Page Forty Two: Why is Spider-Man portrayed like a complete and utter idiot some times? I know it was a set up line so that Rogers could look pensive, but really now. I expect more from you, Mr. Fraction.
Overall thoughts: I don’t know what it has to do with fear, but it was a pretty good issue. It was good enough so that I didn’t feel like I wasted my money, but it wasn’t close to good enough for me to go out and buy any more single issues or look for any crossover pieces. It was jus good enough for me to want to get the trade when it eventually comes out. Since this is a major event, I know it will be collected and I don’t have the urge to do anything but wait.
Host Derek Coward takes a look at X-Men Second Coming.
I have a database for my comic books called Comic Collector. One of my favorite features is called Statistics.
As of 10/5/2010, here is a list of the ten comic book characters who show up the most in my collection.
1. Batman (Bruce Wayne)
2. Superman (Kal-El/Clark Kent)
3. Flash (Wally West)
4. Martian Manhunter (J’onn J’onzz)
5. Wonder Woman (Diana Prince)
6. Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
7. Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)
8. Wolverine (Logan/James Howlett)
9. Black Canary (Dinah Lance)
10. Robin (Tim Drake)
And for those of you who might be interested in knowing, Captain America (Steve Rogers) came in a close #11. So there, I didn’t always hate him as much as I do now.
I have read what I think are all of #1 issues of the newly relaunched Avengers books.
Avengers: I think this will be the one most people will gravitate towards because it has all of the big names like Captain America, Thor, Iron Man, Spider-Man and Wolverine. Too bad they are making Wonder Man look like such a dick and the first villain they come across is Kang The Lameass Conqueror (he still makes my top five least favorite characters list).
The Secret Avengers: This is the title that has a lot of critical acclaim but people are talking more about Ed Brubaker than the actual content of the book. I haven’t been much of a Moon Knight fan since his days with the Defenders (actually just the Scorpio storyline that culminated with issue 50), I have never been much of a Valkyrie fan, Beast is my least favorite of the original X-Men and I was a fan of what Abnett and Lanning were doing with Nova in his own title. However, Brubaker writing Black Widow is a HUGE draw.
Avengers Academy: A bunch of new characters along with Hank Pym, Rhodey (who should still be hanging out with The Crew, but oh well) and Tigra. This book should be a trainwreck waiting to happen, but the revelation at the end of the first issue really piqued my interest and I want to see what will happen next.
Avengers Prime: According to David A Price, this is a bi-monthly five issue miniseries. Also known in some circles as tradebait. There is no reason to do anything but wait for the entire story to be finished and collected. There was a great segment where Tony Stark called Steve Rogers on his hypocrisy, but like I said, you can wait to read it in trade.
The New Avengers: I thought I would dislike this one the most. No particular reason, but it just didn’t seem like something I would like. However, I like “getting the team together” type stories. And I really like the make up of the actual team: Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Ms. Marvel, Jessica Jones, Hawkeye, Mockingbird, Wolverine, Spider-Man and The Thing (I think it would be a great scene to have the last three sitting around swapping stories about all of the team ups they have had in the past, but I think that would only appeal to a certain type of reader).
While I liked them all to varying degrees, I would say my favorite two are Avengers Academy and The New Avengers. I think that because I am not the world’s biggest Steve Rogers fan it comes as no surprise that I prefer the two books he is not a part of.
One thing I thought was really interesting was the first stories for each team. The intro/training of Avengers Academy is a pretty obvious thing to start out with, but the established teams are all in different types of story: Avengers/time travel, Secret Avengers/sci fi action, Avengers Prime/fantasy adventure, and The New Avengers/mystical threats.
Now that I have read all five of them, I can safely say that I will probably be picking up the titles in trade going forward.
If you have read one or more of the titles, what do you think of them?